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Sports Car = I’m A Dick

So once again, I was driving next to a sports car this morning on the way into work with one of those really annoying vanity plates. It seems as if they always have vanity plates like: XCELRATION...

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So, I suck… Yes, I know

So I get this blog up and running and then hardly post this week. I got a new job that I started this week. Combine that with trying to continue on the quest to get myself in shape and that left me...

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Beginning to get a phobia

of these little shits: What would this be called? IttyBittyCarobia? PintSizedAutophobia? TeensyWeensyCarobia? RiskYourLifeInTrafficMobiphobia?TinyWeenieCarobia? MunchkinDysfunctionMobiphobia? I dunno,...

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Car Horn Emotions-Don’t Text and Drive

I was sitting in traffic last week on the way home from work. I’ve noticed that the more people are texting and talking on their phones while driving, the more frequently I now hear car horns. They are...

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All Aboard the Express to Hell!

So we’ve had quite a bit of vandalism in our neighborhood lately.  Nothing major.  It’s probably teens behaving badly.   So last night, our dogs started that low deep growl about 11:15pm. Someone was...

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It Was an Early Summer Morning

It was a very early summer morning.  The weather was unusually cool and pleasant for a state that is normally hotter than hell on July 2nd. The teen is sleeping in.  The tween is draggin his ass since...

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The Male Stare Down

Every woman on the planet knows what this is, whether you have a male significant other, brother, father, uncle, cousin, or friend.   This is the one that immediately follows someone doing something...

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The Universe is Pissed at Us for Some Reason

Ok, Ok, so those of you who have followed my blog know that it’s been a really weird year at my house. 1. The appliance gods are clearly STILL pissed off.   – It’s either that or we live on an Indian...

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Happy Friday….THE 13TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Muuuuwaaaaaaaaahaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Turn the light on dumb ass No seriously, Happy Friday!  It may be the 13th, but it’s STILL a Friday.  My Mom always said Friday the 13th was a lucky...

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Asshole Level = Defcon Red

It just has to be a Monday.  The level of assholery is already at level Red. Asshole Defcon Levels   It’s time for the daily grind of the commute to work. I’m barely out of my neighborhood and traffic...

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